Pro Solitairian...

I owe yer a beer if yer break this record! Right!! Right!!

....Honest guv!!

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Groundbustin' new year

As ah' woke down today on dis fust day uh de new year ah' had an apiphany. Slap mah fro! De day wuz so's fine; clear skies, sun shinin' on de low down, and mah'self.... drowin' up in de toilet feelin' likes shit. Man! So's I dought t'myself, dig dis: fo' de past ten o' so's years ah' have started each new year in de same state; hung over as hell. Why not start da damn new year fresh as fuck?! Dats 'esactly whut ah' am goin' t'do next year. Right on!?!

Anoda' din' crossed mah' mind and afta' ponderin' some bit, it all made sence t'me. Fo' ten years ah' have smoked cigarettes; burnin' mah' bre'd and destroyin' mah' heald, and fo' whut??? Nodin'.... I dought about da damn din's ah' can do wid de bre'd and it made me realize ah' wanna travel next summer. Ah be baaad... Backpack somewhere in de wo'ld.

Yep, de dude be goin' t'quit smokin'.

How do ya' likes dem apples??