He's back

im back on de scene sucka's. And im jivin' likes ah' have neva' JIBEd befo'e. Now ah' gots de internet at mah crib and im dowloadin' likes some maniac. Recently gots "Grondhog Day" wid mah' main joker Bill Murray. He be de bomb. Slap mah fro!
Now christmas be comin' and we is celebratin' de bird uhv all mighty Christ. Man! But da damn way we celebrate be rada' disturbin'. Us sucka's, t'be mo'e 'esact da damn American sucka's, gots made dis funky lookin' fat, bearded, red cloded dude, which we call Santa Clause o' as we call it upside here Jólasveinn. 'S coo', bro. And he fly's around da damn wo'ld in some sled which be dragged by flyin' raindeers and he gives out gifts t'every child in de wo'ld.

How crazy duz dat sound??