Whut comes around goes around

Yebb, ah' keep on goin' t'de best shop in town where ya' kin dig fo' 'esample some scribblin' fo' 100, some shoe iron fo' 50 and a phone fo' 200. ah' have been digin scribblin's upside dere and da damn last scribblin' ah' read be called "De joker who fell t'eard" by Walta' Tevis. ah' picked it out blind sighted and took it to mah crib and eyeballed it. Man! It's about dis alien de travels t'eard fum his crib planet Anthea. His mission be to retrieve booze and fuel fum eard and 'espo' it back t'Anthea. WORD! It all goes well until he be discovered t'be an alien. Gradually wid time he becomes mo'e and mo'e human. Starts drinkin' Gin and goes on bummers. slap mah' fro. Good stuff.

Christmas be comin' and it all feels gooood
Rap de beats and listen t'de sound
Be gooood t'yo' neighbour fum de hood
Cuz whut comes around goes around

Rap it wit me

Whut comes around goes around

Peace out peops

He's back

im back on de scene sucka's. And im jivin' likes ah' have neva' JIBEd befo'e. Now ah' gots de internet at mah crib and im dowloadin' likes some maniac. Recently gots "Grondhog Day" wid mah' main joker Bill Murray. He be de bomb. Slap mah fro!
Now christmas be comin' and we is celebratin' de bird uhv all mighty Christ. Man! But da damn way we celebrate be rada' disturbin'. Us sucka's, t'be mo'e 'esact da damn American sucka's, gots made dis funky lookin' fat, bearded, red cloded dude, which we call Santa Clause o' as we call it upside here Jólasveinn. 'S coo', bro. And he fly's around da damn wo'ld in some sled which be dragged by flyin' raindeers and he gives out gifts t'every child in de wo'ld.

How crazy duz dat sound??