De axe and da damn ground

Allright. ah' feel likes some load gots been lifted uh my shoulders. You's see, ah' had t'read some scribblin' called "Öxin og jörðin" by Ólafur Gunnarsson fo' mah' histo'y lesson, and den ah' had t'prepare some speach about da damn scribblin'. And today ah' went down t'de chalk bo'd and eyeball mah' piece. It went allright ah' dink. Ya' know? But da damn din' be I neva' finished da damn scribblin'! ah' simply dun didn't gots time t'read it. Man! But still ah' wrote da damn speach about da little ah' know about da bishop. Jes hang loose, brud. It's about da last Cadolic bishop in Iceland and his two sons. Dey wuz against dat da country would change its belives fum cadolic t'luderian. 'S coo', bro. You's see dis took place in de 16d century when Luderian wuz spreadin' droughout Europe and dis dude "Jón Arason bishop" dun did everydin' he could t'prevent dis fum happenin'. It ended wid dat da damn Luteherians chopped uh his haid and his sons haids aswell. Dis day 7. novemba' 1550 be also knode as de day when Iceland lost its indipendance upside to de Danes. De Danish kin' ruled upside de land and all taxes ended in Denmark. Ya' know? He banned any trade wid fo'eigners unless dey wuz Danish. Lop some boogie. Whut an asshole